Donald Trump Says He Has A Big Dick (It’s Huuuuuuuge)

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Guess what world? Donald Trump has a big dick. No, I didn’t see it – nor do I want to. But that’s what he’s telling the world.

While a couple girls were in the midst of getting their dab on at the Republican debate on Thursday night, Donald Trump insinuated that he’s packing heat and brings with him a mandingo of the greatest proportion.

I have to admit – while I wasn’t expecting Donald Trump to say he has a big dick, I was a little disappointed he didn’t drop a ‘it’s huuuuuge’ joke.

Also, not so completely random, here’s the lovely Paris Dylan supporting her favorite presidential candidate…just because I can never pass up a chance to post her picture.

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Written by Frank White

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