Meghan and Harry meme land too crowded for blogging

This screen grab displays the top of a Bing page featuring royal wedding memes.
This screen grab displays the top of a Bing page featuring royal wedding memes.

By BILLY JOE JESSUP

It’s been three days since the wedding of Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, giving me plenty of time to find royal Instagram and Twitter memes you might have missed.

This piece of journalism features 10 of them.

Meghan’s CVS wedding dress

???? #memeoftheyear #royalwedding #royalweddingmemes #cvslife #lmao #accurate

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Doria Ragland, Meghan’s mother, and Prince Charles, Harry’s father

Queen Elizabeth, Prince Philip and Prince William

Chelsy Davy, lawyer, jewelry designer and Harry’s former girl

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge who married Prince William in 2011

“THANKS FOR RIPPING ME OFF, LADY KITTY SPENCER”

Andre Braugher on Bishop Michael Curry’s sermon

• Soz • #bestcememes #conservativeevangelicalmemes — • NB • No I do not think everything Curry said was useless. Yes there have certainly been worse sermons given and worse ones in public settings. I would only suggest that in my opinion he bottled a huge opportunity to tell hundreds of millions of people the gospel and instead told us, with great passion and gusto, to love one another and to harness love like fire. Cool cool cool cool cool cool. #christianmemes #CaptainHolt #brooklyn99 #RoyalWedding #MichaelCurry #JustinWelby #episcopal #JesusJam #Bible #ThereWasNoBibleInTheSermon #HeQuotedLutherKingJuniorMoreThanScripture #NotEvenTheBestMartinLuther #Jesus #HolySpirit #God #RoyalWeddingMemes #princeharry

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The eyes have it among wedding guests!

Cord and Tish

Crown Royal meets Royal Crown

I enjoyed coming up with a list of 10 on my own, but I have a problem with it. I want mine to be unique and it’s not.

Everybody else is doing their own lists based on what they see on the meme machines, the clever content creators, and this is becoming a lazy and nearly cliched form of 21st-century communication.

It doesn’t matter to the digital gods and goddesses sending live copy to the web and optimizing the engines to super speed. Readers will hit the links for Markle Sparkle and the numbers will climb the charts on newsroom TV monitors.

Big-time media have got game and they’re beating the bloggers.

Time magazine: “Only Meghan could give us the biggest meme of the 2018 royal wedding”

Harper’s Bazaar: “The Best Memes from the Royal Wedding”

Cosmopolitan: “Megan Markle’s Royal Wedding Meme Goes Viral”

Elle: “The 26 Best Best Tweets and Memes From the Royal Wedding”

US Weekly: “Excited Pageboy, Pippa Middleton’s Iced Tea Dress Comparison and More Royal Wedding Memes”

Google has pages and pages of this stuff, and I know my post can’t compete with all the others.

This might be the last time I do this kind of post.

I love the meme machines, but I hate the meme aggregators.

Written by Billy Joe Jessup

Billy Joe Jessup, 66, is a Mississippi good old boy who saw himself as the Southern Richard Meltzer back in 1974 and 1975. Jessup wrote two satiric sports articles for the rock music magazine Zoo World when he was in his early 20s, but ZW rejected his third article, killing his confidence so much that he battled writer's block for more than four decades until his Guy Hut breakthrough in March 2018.