Hello babies! It’s time to read your favorite porn star’s ramblings about football. Let’s look at the bright side, my fantasy football team is undefeated! Thank you Demarco Murray, Christine Michael and Antonio Brown!
My LOCK OF THE WEEK for the Tony Kornheiser podcast is the Denver Broncos over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Broncos defense is just too good for Jameis Winston. I expect a low scoring game with plenty of turnovers.
Last week, I picked against my Redskins. I will not make the same mistake again. I’m taking Washington to crush the Cleveland Browns. Is LeBron starting at QB for the Browns this week? Maybe he should.
My last pick is the Dallas Cowboys over the San Francisco 49ers. I’m scared that Blaine Gabbert may get injured and Colin Kaepernick’s knees will be hurt due to all of his kneeling.
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