Man, the internet is a crazy place. And I’m pretty sure you know you don’t need to take my word for it, but if you do, just ask any woman what kind of crap she gets in her DM box on a daily basis.
You’d be shocked. And half blind.
You might recall when we posted about what goes down in Jenna Jameson’s direct messages, now it’s the turn of everybody’s favorite New England Patriots fan and stunning beauty Ashley Alexiss.
The Massachusetts native, model and business owner took to social media, where she called out just one of many, who seemingly can’t control themselves from sending dick pictures and inappropriate messages to their favorite ladies.
Kind of like this guy, who sent Ashley Alexiss a message, asking her to rate his dick. His reasoning? She travels a lot, so she must see plenty. Seriously, that was his line.
Clearly, common sense is not something he excels in.
However, in the most ironic (and somewhat hilarious) of twists, the man (we’ll keep his identity secret because we don’t feel like dealing with a lawsuit) accidentally sent her a picture of his face instead of his dick.
Lol I wanna be like, uhh your dick has a face on it https://t.co/lxao7c8HLq
— Ashley Alexiss (@AshAlexiss) November 11, 2017
So what have we learned here today?
It’s okay to drool, but do it on your own accord and do not send stupid shit to these girls, who understandably have no interest in seeing your Wing Ding or you expressing a desire to suck on their toes while eating Sour Patch Kids.
