Lola Astanova’s piano posts will tickle your ivories

Lola Astanova, also known as The Piano Slayer, has 339,000 Instagram followers. INSTAGRAM
Lola Astanova, also known as The Piano Slayer, has 339,000 Instagram followers. INSTAGRAM

By CAPTAIN TENACIOUS

Pictures and videos of Lola Astanova, also known as The Piano Slayer, will have you tickling your own ivories if you know what I mean.

I did! Multiple times!

The lovely 32-year-old Uzbekistan-born American is the most beautiful classical pianist I have ever seen. She is far more captivating and voluptuous than Van Cliburn, Peter Nero and Ferrante & Teicher. Heh heh, heh heh.

Her Instagram account and YouTube videos are music to my eyes. I can watch her play Chopin while she wears a short dress and high heels.

On her YouTube channel, she offers such selections as:

  • Andante Spianato & Grande Polonaise Brillante: Short black dress and black high heels.
  • Ballade n°1 in G minor: Skimpy red dress and purple high heels.
  • Ballade n°4 in F minor: Beige low cut dress and matching high heels.

Whoa!

Astanova also plays contemporary music, which is on display in her latest video, “La La Land,” with cellist Stjepan Hauser.

“Hope you like this video as much as I do (and don’t forget today to share it with a special woman in your life),” she said on Facebook.

She doesn’t know it, but Astanova is now the special lady on my Liszt.

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Written by Billy Joe Jessup

Billy Joe Jessup, 66, is a Mississippi good old boy who saw himself as the Southern Richard Meltzer back in 1974 and 1975. Jessup wrote two satiric sports articles for the rock music magazine Zoo World when he was in his early 20s, but ZW rejected his third article, killing his confidence so much that he battled writer's block for more than four decades until his Guy Hut breakthrough in March 2018.