Beyonce’s Booty Show Is Going To Break The Internet

I’ll give Beyonce credit – the woman knows how to market. Seriously, if she wasn’t breaking Billboard records, she’d probably be CEO at a high level marketing firm in New York City.

Of course, if she was doing that, she couldn’t wear skin tight outfits that are clearly way too small for her overly plump backside. Well, actually I guess she could, but nobody would get any work done at this fictional marketing firm.

Anyway, back to the point.

Queen Bey is back looking as plumptastic as ever.

Oops. Did I say that?! I meant squaty as ever. Yeah, it’s all hard work!

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Frank White

Written by Frank White

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