I want Danielle Sharp to star in my ‘Cleavage’ movie

Many years ago, a South Mississippi play called “Cleavage” made it all the way to Broadway, only to become a one-night musical flop.

Now, if I could make a movie called “Cleavage,” and it would not be based on the play, my star would be British sex bomb Danielle Sharp.

I found out about the model and aspiring actress while participating in one of my Google fetishes, which is searching for photos of hot girls drinking coffee for my Facebook page. When I saw a photo of this babe with what might have been a Starbucks Frap, I forgot all about coffee and put all my focus on Danielle.

She is 24 years old and her measurements are 30F-25-35. I never knew about an F size, so I went to website solely for research purposes that would satisfy my curiosity.

I studied bras at EPBOT.

All that bra research brought me right back to Danielle.

I’ve been thinking a lot about her for the last week, and I think of her as a musical note.

She’s the best F Sharp I have ever seen and I’ll never look at a B flat ever again.

You can see plenty more of Danielle by hitting these links.

Her Facebook page

Her Instagram account

She has more than 52,000 followers on Twitter

You can also check her out on Tumblr

If you haven’t had enough, go to her website

Written by Billy Joe Jessup

Billy Joe Jessup, 66, is a Mississippi good old boy who saw himself as the Southern Richard Meltzer back in 1974 and 1975. Jessup wrote two satiric sports articles for the rock music magazine Zoo World when he was in his early 20s, but ZW rejected his third article, killing his confidence so much that he battled writer's block for more than four decades until his Guy Hut breakthrough in March 2018.