Insanely gorgeous girls bare the green for St. Pat’s

I am getting ready for St. Patrick’s in the Irish Channel of New Orleans on Saturday for a celebration that I rank just behind Mardi Gras and ahead of the Christmas holidays.

My friend Paul calls St. Patrick’s the Lil’ Leprechaun’s holiday. I think he’s talking about me. Heh heh, heh heh.

This is my idea of a Lil’ Leprechaun. Heh heh, heh heh.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC1LgjbO7LG/?tagged=leprechaun

My hangout will be Tracey’s on Magazine Street. It’s my anchor bar and a great place to have a roast beef po-boy.

The location is on the Irish Channel Parade route, which ends just a few blocks away, but the Tracey’s party is never-ending with green beer and corned beef and cabbage and lovely lassies.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCoXmWfB5nk/?tagged=irishchannel

I hope to see a colleen wearing this.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC1jAOzLts-/?tagged=stpatricks

Right behind Tracey’s will be the Parasol’s Block Party at 3rd and Constance with music, green beer, food and surprises.

Surprises! I hope the surprises are even more lovely lassies!

My shamrocks would tingle if these beauties showed up at Tracey’s and Parasol’s.

Victoria’s Secret model Hilary Rhoda, who has Irish ancestry

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCqXubdI6Mq/?tagged=stpatricksday

Model Brittany Catore

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCN-_z9M1ff/?taken-by=brittanycatore

3Wishes.com models

https://www.instagram.com/p/WQIdb1EALo/?taken-by=3wisheslingerie

https://www.instagram.com/p/WcwjHPEADr/?taken-by=3wisheslingerie

Danish model Nina Agdal. I could go for Danish.

https://www.instagram.com/p/qXqjCqu2nR/?taken-by=ninaagdal

Natasha Oakley, an Aussie lovely who lives in L.A.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCRAZJJEfs9/?tagged=greenbikini

Wilhelmina model Rocky Barnes in Miami

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBipcDIBMAF/?tagged=greenbikinis

Model Hollie of Pretty Class Babes

https://www.instagram.com/p/98aVjNjsDF/?taken-by=prettyclassybabes

A Beach Bunny in aqua and mint. I bet this lady makes a good mint julep.

Model Chantel Zales, who could win any chest match in my book

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCdCupJk1Uz/?tagged=chantelzales

I never knew about Chantel until I saw a Krusty Sox post. Many thanks to Krusty Sox.

https://twitter.com/KrustySoxSports/status/707618971768328192

Jessica Sulecki aka Jessolucky is a Florida model and college student. That is a hot combination and Jessica also appears at the top of this post as the cover girl.

https://www.instagram.com/p/1eYr50i9ou/?taken-by=jessicasulecki

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCvZ0Rii9q2/

Written by Billy Joe Jessup

Billy Joe Jessup, 66, is a Mississippi good old boy who saw himself as the Southern Richard Meltzer back in 1974 and 1975. Jessup wrote two satiric sports articles for the rock music magazine Zoo World when he was in his early 20s, but ZW rejected his third article, killing his confidence so much that he battled writer's block for more than four decades until his Guy Hut breakthrough in March 2018.