Jessica Simpson Gave A Free Show Wearing Skimpy Lingerie

Next time you feel like you didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas, just go visit Jessica Simpson’s Instagram page. You’ll thank me later, you know, once you remove yourself from the puddle of drool you’ll be sitting in.

The singer (former singer?!) turned fake dumb blonde on MTV turned wife to former NFL tight end Eric Johnson has been littering her social media profiles with hot pictures, including one of her most recent which features the busty blonde looking – well – busty and blonde.

Rocking a silky, green piece of lingerie with a red bra peeking out, Jessica Simpson was certainly in the gift giving mood. And by gifts, I mean boners.

Maybe if I ask Santa real nice, we’ll get a picture of Jessica Simpson bending over too…

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That jolly bastard is amazing.

Frank White

Written by Frank White

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