There are a few things I love in life. One of them is beautiful women – and who doesn’t. Another is french fries. Seriously, they’re pretty much the greatest food invention in the history of Western Civilization.
Hell, they’re just one of the best inventions period – forget food.
So what could be better than a beautiful woman and french fries together? Nothing, duh, which is why this picture of Jordan Carver wearing a french fry bikini is perfection.
Why she has a french fry bikini, I’m not sure, but asking questions is pointless because frankly – who cares. Just look at the way she’s owning that tiny piece of fabric though.
I could pretty much eat a french fry at any point of the day, though I have this really strong desire for a bunch of them right now.
In addition, now there’s the mention of a shake and I don’t think Jordan Carver was talking about the kind made out of milk and chocolate sauce.
If she was, well, that’s not the kind I’m thinking about. Perhaps she might need to salt her fries, so maybe we’ll get lucky and get a nice video of her shaking everything in that picture.
In the meantime, enjoy Jordan Carver riding a horse bareback in some assless chaps.
