When Kate Price isn’t getting naked on Instagram, showing off her new 32GG boobs, she’s talking about an affair she had with a man who nearly banged her through the bedroom wall.
Price, who is known mostly for her absurdly large chest, recently revealed the affair to promote her upcoming book in which she says she was screwed so hard, it was like she was getting pumped by a cordless drill.
Sadly, I was soon to discover that he wasn’t hiding anything. That same emotional detachment continued when we eventually ended up falling into bed together.
Put it this way: If I’d needed a shelving unit erected, he’d have been perfect. Instead of handling me gently and passionately like most women want, he was like a cordless drill on a multi-speed setting!
He reminded me of a red Bosch that I have in my garage.
Bang . . . bang . . . bang, bang, bang. At one point I panicked, thinking, “S***, if he doesn’t stop soon, I’m going to be permanently attached to the bed!”
My heart sank. Mr X wasn’t having sex with me, he was having sex at me.
Sounds like a mildly interesting read, but it’s certainly no Asa Akira storybook.
