Kim Kardashian Has Full On Meltdown After Seeing Her ‘Cellulite’ Pictures

Kim Kardashian has a fat ass, this we know. We also know it’s from butt injections, which she claims helps her ‘psoriasis’. She also apparently thinks we’re idiots.

In addition to suggesting we’re moronic because we’re supposed to believe the butt injections are for a medical condition, Kim K also thinks we believe she’s free of cellulite.

We know that’s not true after untouched photos from her vacation to Mexico emerged on line, which allegedly sent Kim Kardashian into full meltdown mode.

The middle Kardashian sister took to ‘The View’ and explained her ‘horrifying’ pictures:

I saw these awful photos of myself when I was on a trip in Mexico and people were Photoshopping them and sharpening them.

I was already not feeling like myself and when people were like sharpening them and making them look way worse and then those were going around.

Ohhh, I see.

So not only are we dumb, now we’re trying to ruin you.

Shameful bastards we are.

‘I went to go get a cortisone shot in my butt,’ Kim recalled. ‘I lived right behind Kitson [the boutique in Los Angeles]. One of my neighbours was a dermatologist at Cedars.

‘I go in there and he’s like, “There’s a one in a billion chance that you will get a huge  butt.” Of course I get a huge butt.’

Yeah, that’s it Kim.

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Written by Frank White

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