It’s been said you can never score if you don’t take the shot. Given that, you might want to start practicing your form and get in line as Mary Carey has filed for divorced because she’s ‘too horny’.
No seriously, it’s true.
Mary filed the divorce docs last week in L.A. and cited irreconcilable differences — but she tells TMZ, at least for her, the marriage to electrician Mario Monge crumbled over their lack of sex.
She claims Mario wanted her to be a housewife, get rid of her XXX moniker and go by her maiden name, Mary Ellen Cook. She admits she just didn’t want to let go of her porn alter ego.
Still, it was no quickie … the marriage lasted more than 6 and a half years. The ex Cali gubernatorial candidate is requesting spousal support, their ’03 Cadillac, ’04 Corvette and North Hollywood apartment. They don’t have any kids.
We certainly aren’t going to blast a dude for ED, but the other stuff probably wasn’t the smartest of decisions on the part of Monge. I mean, how can you ask Mary Carey to no longer be Mary Carey? That’s like asking the Pope to give up religion.
Here’s to a speedy and easy divorce for the former couple and hopefully they find love elsewhere.
