Sarah McDaniel’s goodies hang out with Colbert

I came home late Thursday night, turned on the TV and saw a vision of perfect loveliness that may keep my eyes wide open until 4 a.m. Saturday.

Talk show host Stephen Colbert was interviewing model and new Playboy cover girlie Sarah McDaniel, full name Sarah Rose “Krotchy” McDaniel, and the 20-year-old beauty had me in full bloom because her dress seemed to be on the verge of baring her top.

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She tugged on her dress countless times in the five-minute interview. She was showing plenty and I was pulling for her to unveil all her goodies.

It never happened and I’m OK with that. The moment she taught Colbert how to selfie, I think I selfied myself. She is a selfie princess.

I was hoping Sarah Rose “Krotchy” McDaniel might be more provocative on the cover of Playboy’s first nude-free issue, which I believe will be on newsstands Friday, but the cover does little for me and I have declined to run the cover in this post.

Here are just a few of the many Sarah McDaniel photos that do a lot for me.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAPffnej8cU/?taken-by=krotchy

https://www.instagram.com/p/_nBRHvD8TR/?taken-by=krotchy

https://www.instagram.com/p/_SA5hvD8cc/?taken-by=krotchy

https://www.instagram.com/p/9YuEhOD8QB/?taken-by=krotchy

https://www.instagram.com/p/v9b60UD8di/?taken-by=krotchy

Two of the unique things about Sarah are her eyes. One is bright blue and the other is yellow-brown, but my eyes aren’t looking at hers. My eyes go straight to her top.

I know I will never meet Sarah and have the chance to ask her out, so I am considering the next best thing for me: If her appearance with Colbert shows up on YouTube or some other place this weekend, I will ask the video to be my Valentine.

Written by Billy Joe Jessup

Billy Joe Jessup, 66, is a Mississippi good old boy who saw himself as the Southern Richard Meltzer back in 1974 and 1975. Jessup wrote two satiric sports articles for the rock music magazine Zoo World when he was in his early 20s, but ZW rejected his third article, killing his confidence so much that he battled writer's block for more than four decades until his Guy Hut breakthrough in March 2018.