I came home late Thursday night, turned on the TV and saw a vision of perfect loveliness that may keep my eyes wide open until 4 a.m. Saturday.
Talk show host Stephen Colbert was interviewing model and new Playboy cover girlie Sarah McDaniel, full name Sarah Rose “Krotchy” McDaniel, and the 20-year-old beauty had me in full bloom because her dress seemed to be on the verge of baring her top.
She tugged on her dress countless times in the five-minute interview. She was showing plenty and I was pulling for her to unveil all her goodies.
It never happened and I’m OK with that. The moment she taught Colbert how to selfie, I think I selfied myself. She is a selfie princess.
I was hoping Sarah Rose “Krotchy” McDaniel might be more provocative on the cover of Playboy’s first nude-free issue, which I believe will be on newsstands Friday, but the cover does little for me and I have declined to run the cover in this post.
Here are just a few of the many Sarah McDaniel photos that do a lot for me.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAPffnej8cU/?taken-by=krotchy
https://www.instagram.com/p/_nBRHvD8TR/?taken-by=krotchy
https://www.instagram.com/p/_SA5hvD8cc/?taken-by=krotchy
https://www.instagram.com/p/9YuEhOD8QB/?taken-by=krotchy
https://www.instagram.com/p/v9b60UD8di/?taken-by=krotchy
Two of the unique things about Sarah are her eyes. One is bright blue and the other is yellow-brown, but my eyes aren’t looking at hers. My eyes go straight to her top.
I know I will never meet Sarah and have the chance to ask her out, so I am considering the next best thing for me: If her appearance with Colbert shows up on YouTube or some other place this weekend, I will ask the video to be my Valentine.