South America’s got NFL cheerleader talent

I saw Associated Press photos of Miami Dolphins cheerleader tryouts in Rio de Janeiro on Thursday, and the pictures inspired me so much that they have led me to write this post.

I have no interest in getting in trouble with the AP photo police, who would probably go after me if I ran their tryout photos on Guy Hut.

The intrepid sports reporter that I am, I found photo sources I am allowed to use without fear of infringement violations and I also saw a high-energy video. Just click on this image and you will see high energy.

@DolphinsCheer kicked off the first of their International Auditions in Rio de Janeiro today! #DolphinsCheer

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I would pick all the girls in the video if I could, but the cheerleader squad has a limited number of members. Girls will have to be cut, and Rio de Janeiro is just the start of the auditions.

@dolphinscheer auditions have begun in Rio! #DolphinsCheer

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The Dolphins, or I should say members of the cheerleader squad, are going to other South American cities to scout talent: Buenos Aires, Argentina, on Sunday and Bogota, Colombia, on April 2.

Mexico City on March 12 is also a tryout site and the final auditions will be back in Miami on April 23.

Some Dolphins fans are puzzled about the tryouts far from home.

A guy on Facebook said, “Rio is a wonderful place, but I wonder: No more talented dancers in all of Florida?”

My question is, “Why have any tryouts at all?”

The Dolphins already have plenty of beauties on their squad.

I mean, check out MDC Macy. Whoa! I think she is Miss March on the squad’s 2016 calendar.

Of course, many Dolphins fans appreciate the tryouts, and I am on their side.

This comment on Facebook is representative of the buzz.

“Yes, bring the samba style dance and incorporate in their cheer. Now we’re talking. Be careful cause those girls can really move and dance some serious stuff.”

Yeah man, rock the samba!

Written by Billy Joe Jessup

Billy Joe Jessup, 66, is a Mississippi good old boy who saw himself as the Southern Richard Meltzer back in 1974 and 1975. Jessup wrote two satiric sports articles for the rock music magazine Zoo World when he was in his early 20s, but ZW rejected his third article, killing his confidence so much that he battled writer's block for more than four decades until his Guy Hut breakthrough in March 2018.