Greg Maddux Used Teammates Shirts As Toilet Paper

Sure, Greg Maddux was one of the most dominating pitchers in baseball history. And sure, to those on the outside, his rather calm demeanor – no matter the situation – was slightly eerie. But they say it’s the quiet ones who you need to keep an eye on and the Atlanta Braves great is no different.

That’s because Tom Glavine recently told Toucher and Rich that Greg Maddux used to wipe his rear end with his teammates shirts – but that’s just the first horrifying part.

Not only would he use the shirt as toilet paper, but he would then return the shirt to the teammate and vanish like a thief in the night.

I thought rubbing down another unsuspecting players junk with Icey/Hot was a savage move, but this Maddux move might have taken the cake.

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Written by Frank White

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