You know that Rob Gronkowski party cruise that went down a few months back? And how nobody will comment on it because it was ‘too wild’ – well – GRONK himself kind of just commented on the whole thing and his life in general. That’s because GRONK says he’s getting bored from banging so many hot women.
Seriously.
The New England Patriots tight end opened up to GQ Magazine in a recent interview (I’m assuming this is after he showed his wing ding to SI model Hailey Clauson) and suggested that he’s simply tired of getting too much poon.
I ask Gronk if it ever gets boring. Having random sex with beautiful women. If he ever gets bored with being the object of female affection. Hahahahaha, he laughs. “Depends. Sometimes if you’re getting too much of it, having everyone come up to you every night, you definitely get bored of it. But it’s pretty wild when it happens. I’m not gonna lie — 98 percent of the time, no matter where we go, it happens. It’s literally been like that since the fourth grade. Wherever we roll, it didn’t really matter, chicks would come to me no matter what. Even before anything. But a lot of the time when it doesn’t happen, you have more fun, anyway, because you can hang out with your boys.”
Then I ask him what his signature sex move is. Why? I don’t know, really. I thought it was funny. “Hmm.” He thinks for a while. Then he has an idea. “Jacking off!” He loves that. “You gotta write that one! That was great.”
Catching touchdown passes from Tom Brady while spending your evening knocking the bottom out of a couple models.
Tough livin’.
