Woman At Miami Dolphins Game Cuts Line To Pee In Men’s Bathroom

When you gotta go, you gotta go. And when you’re drunk and you gotta go, well, you do some stupid stuff.

Case in point, here we have a rather inebriated football fan who decided it would be a good idea to use the men’s room during a Miami Dolphins – New York Jets game. Only problem? She was a woman.

Now, I’ve been to my fair share of NFL games and the only line that’s longer than the one for $2.00 beers is the bathroom line. So why she felt like she needed to use the men’s room instead of the women’s is beyond me, but I think it’s safe to assume the woman wasn’t exactly thinking in the clearest of states.

Either way, it makes for some good internetting.

Miami is officially a football town, FOLKS

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Frank White

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