Some people say revenge is a dish best served cold.
This one might have been stuck in the freezer, because it took nearly two decades for one man to get revenge on his high school bully.
And how did he do it, you ask? By having sex with his mom.
To make a long story short, this man named Rob started chatting online with a woman named Arielle. Arielle didn’t know Rob, but Rob certainly knew Arielle.
After a few days/weeks of talking, the two finally decided to hit the town on a date. Not long after, they ended up having sex, but much to Arielle’s surprise, she never got a call back from Rob despite the fact their bedroom romp was ‘unbelievable’.
Not sure how to get in contact with Rob after he stopped responding to her messages, she called a local Boston radio station – Hot 96.9 to be exact – and asked for help.
So they got Rob on the phone, who, well, let the cat out of the bag.
“I can’t believe this is actually happening right now, this is hilarious. Look this is going to make me sound like a huge asshole, but whatever.
“So this was all kind of a revenge thing. Like, I saw her online and I recognized her last name and it turns out her son actually used to bully the shit out of me. And so I figured if I could fuck his mom, I would rub it in his face.”
The radio show hosts don’t hide their disbelief and shock, while Arielle says: “Are you serious? You’re friends with Sam?”
To which Rob replies: “No, I’m not friends with your asshole son. Look I don’t know if you cared what he was doing, but he was a total prick to me and he ruined my life. And now I’m going to return the favor.”
Oh. My. Lord.
A real-life Stifler.
And just when the high school bully, Sam, thought it couldn’t get any worse, Rob reveals that he and Arielle recorded their night together and made a sex tape.