F1 ‘Grid Girls’ Fired For Being Too Sexy

Next time you attend a Formula 1 race, it’ll be a little less crowded because the absurdly popular ‘Grid Girls’ have been fired.

The reason behind the firing? The girls were simply too sexy.

Okay, maybe that isn’t the technical term as F1 stated their “custom does not resonate with our brand values and clearly is at odds with modern day societal norms.”

Which is a little odd, considering Formula 1 racing is more than happy to promote rather violent crashes through their social media, but doesn’t want to post pictures of women in short skirts.

This news follows on the heels of the XFL stating that they will not employ cheerleaders for their upcoming football league, suggesting there is no longer a need for them.

Frank White

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