Maybe it’s because I’m a germaphobe, but the last place I want to get my rocks off is in a public bathroom. I mean, I get it – beggars can’t be choosers. But really? Of all the places?
I mean, you can’t just run outside to your car and knock the bottom out of it real quick? No, you have to go to a dirty bathroom stall where there’s all kinds of piss among other fluids on the ground?
Apparently so, if you’re this couple who got caught having sex in a public bathroom stall.
I’m not sure who actually reported them – a customer who was trying to take a piss or security from the restaurant they were fornicating in.
Regardless, that walk of shame was pretty epic. I mean, their faces. It’s like a whole bunch of disappointment, frustration, anger and embarrassment all wrapped into one.
— LASTCALL (@SmackDatBooty69) March 1, 2017
H/T Dude Comedy
