Ever thought about being a porn star? Well, judging by what I’ve seen on the internet, you’re not alone. There are plenty of people with a porn addiction that think they have what it takes to succeed in the industry but, in reality, they simply enjoy porn way too much and should probably get help for their compulsion.
Just ask any real porn star – they’ll tell you about 90 percent of the e-mails or DM’s they receive are usually irritating assholes attempting to ask how they can get into porn.
Granted, they’re probably just trying to smash their favorite starlet and thinking the same question she gets 5,300 times a day will get their foot through the door.
It’s not happening, bruh.
Also not happening? A porn career for these prospective peeps, who decided they’d attend an open casting call for the industries ‘newest porn star’. Except the casting call wasn’t real and the dude asking questions wanted to know just how far people would go to be the next big thing.
No pun intended. Okay, maybe a little.
Also, they could have used some non-famous people, right? Everybody with a penis knows that’s Kayden Kross, bruh.
