Hot Wife Arrested For Mauling Husband’s Ding Dong In The Shower

Word Of Advice – Don’t Mess With Abigail Greiger

So you’re in the shower with your hot wife. What are you to do?

Most would probably end up knocking the bottom out of it. But not David Geiger. Nope. He’s just going to hop in the shower, wash off and walk out.

And apparently, that’s not what his hot wife, 22-year-old Abigail Geiger had in mind. She was apparently ready for the ‘D’.

So when David attempted to leave the shower, she did everything she could to get him to stay. That included mauling his balls and more according to a police report.

Per The Smoking Gun:

As alleged in a probable cause affidavit, David “received puncture marks and scratch marks to his genitals” as a result of Abigail “grabbing his genitals in an effort to stop him from leaving the shower.”

While Abigail (seen above) suffered bruises on her back when David pushed her away to exit the shower, she was busted since cops “determined that she was the aggressor in the domestic violence incident.”

The hotter they are, the crazier they come.

At least, that’s what my fortune cookie told me.

Written by Frank White

Frank White

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