Madonna Offers Free Blowjob To Men Who Vote For Hilary Clinton

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Hilary Clinton probably doesn’t need any help in her effort to win the upcoming Presidential election, but Madonna is still going to offer up her services.

The Queen of Pop opened up for comic Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden recently, where she told the crowd she’d give every man in attendance a blowjob if they voted for Hilary Clinton over Donald Trump.

One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, okay? Swear to god. And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow.

I mean, did she have to go that far? Not that I’m complaining – but – still.

You can watch Madonna talk about her blowjob skills in the video below:

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Written by Frank White

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