Man With World’s Largest Penis Registered As Disabled Thanks To His 19 Inch Dinger

Remember when you felt bad for the dude with the world’s largest penis? Yeah, me either. And now he’s given you more reason to hate him.

That’s because the guy no longer has to work, after he was declared officially ‘disabled’ due to his 19-inch slong.

That’s the word from the Daily Star, who says the Mexican government has declared Roberto Cabrera officially disabled due to his massive member.

Despite refusing reduction surgery, Roberto claims his massive penis is actually a disability.

He said: “I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees.

“I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.”

According to Roberto the government have just officially recognized him as disabled, despite dismissing his initial claim.

“Every four months they give me some economic assistance but it is not enough. I visit the food banks every day to take my meals at 12 ‘o clock,” he added.

Cabrera says he doesn’t want to live on assistance any longer than he needs to, and will quit soon as he finds his dream job.

That job?

A porn star.

Seriously.

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