Take the subway and you’re bound to run across a few choice characters from time to time. Hell, you might even run into Phil Jackson. Which I’m guessing this dude would have preferred.
It all starts out with this man minding his own business, listening to some music on his iPhone.
He quickly notices the woman slouched to his side, looking up at him in the most terrifying seductive of ways.
Smartly, he pretends not to notice her advances and continues doing whatever he was doing on his phone.
But one can only pretend so long and that’s when the horny girl decided to get a little more personal and grab his hand, attempting to shove it down her pants.
Understandably, homeboy wanted none of that kitty and snatched his arm back like it was next to a skill saw.
A shake of the head later and the woman decided to finish the job herself.
I guess she should have tried to meet up with the thirsty pizza guy instead:
