Woman Arrested For Diddling In McDonald’s Ball Pit

When I was a kid, I wanted nothing more than to hit up my local McDonald’s ball pit. But then I was told how the ball pits weren’t regularly cleaned and they were covered in urine and dumpage – not to mention horror stories of people putting needles (among other things) in the pit. Needless to say, that was the last time I entered one of those cesspool’s of carnage.

The same can’t be said for this woman in Minnesota – 36 year old Sharon Krueger – who decided to diddle herself in the McDonald’s ball pit with a Transformers toy from her son’s Happy Meal.

I went to the ladies restroom and called for Ms. Krueger but no one answered. I checked the stalls and no one was inside the restroom. I went back to the register and called Ms. Krueger over the loudspeaker and let her know that her son was ready to leave. After about 10 minutes of waiting, I went into the Play Place area to see if she was there possibly looking for her son. When I went inside, I saw the most disgusting conduct from a parent ever in my life. The woman had almost the entire body of Optimus Prime inside of her,” Boyd added.

Well if that isn’t a sight to behold.

Certainly you’ll never look at a ball pit the same again.

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Written by Frank White

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