Woman Quits Job To Breastfeed Her Boyfriend

I’ve heard a lot of odd and unique reasons when it comes to people wanting to quit their jobs. But a desire to become a full-time breastfeeder? First off, I didn’t even know that was a thing. Second off, how the heck are you going to make any money doing that? Especially when your only client is your boyfriend.

Alas, it’s exactly what Jennifer Mulford of Florida has decided to do.

Mulford isn’t a mother yet, which is why she feels the need to do this – among other reasons:

Jennifer Mulford took time off from her job as a bartender to establish breastfeeding because she wants to start an Adult Breastfeeding Relationship (ABR) with Brad Leeson.

Because she has not given birth to a baby, she and Brad, 36, need to ‘dry feed,’ every two hours to fool her body into thinking she is feeding a child so she starts producing milk.

Jennifer was single when she stumbled across a website about ABR.

She said: “When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people I was envious.“I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else so I knew I would enjoy it.”

“We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship – a magical bond that only breastfeeding an achieve.”

Let’s hope that relationship doesn’t turn sour.

Bah dum, dum.

Frank White

Written by Frank White

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