World’s First Sex Doll Brothel Is Already Sold Out

Look, I’m not sure how a sex doll brothel works. I mean, are you essentially going to have sex with a silicone doll with saran wrap stuffed inside of her? Also, who gets the job of cleaning the dolls and what did they do to deserve such? Regardless, it appears as if the whole sex doll brothel thing is taking over.

The world’s first sex doll brothel recently opened in Germany and is apparently sold out for the considerable future.

That’s the word from The Mirror, who says patrons are paying hundreds of dollars for an hour to have sex with plastic dolls.

Schwarz said: “From those on benefits to judges. Seventy percent of men also come back.

“For many it is not a fetish but more of a curiosity.”

Schwarz came up with the idea for Bordoll – a portmanteau of the words “bordello” (brothel) and “doll” – while working on a project connected to the S&M scene.

She said: “Actually I was looking for colleagues with good knowledge of German for the S&M scene, because for these practices communication is very important. But I did not find any.”

Surprisingly, Schwarz said that the wives of many brothel visitors are reacting “with tolerance” to their desires and are often seen “waiting outside in the car” while their husband is having sex with a doll.

No worries. There’s nothing that can wrong in this scenario. Nope. Nada.

I mean, it’s not like sex dolls can be hacked and be programmed to kill you or anything.

Oh. Wait.

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Frank White

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