Man, did I get so blackout drunk last night I wandered into a time machine which sent me back to 1999?!
I’m pretty sure of it, because I’ve written consecutive posts about Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, which have me feeling nostalgic for that grand ol’ time of puberty.
Speaking of X-Tina and hormones, the singer turned Voice judge decided to hit up a Christmas party in Los Angeles over the weekend that apparently had a rodeo theme to it.
How those things are connected? Your guess is as good as mine.
But it did include Christina Aguilera wearing nipple pasties to the party, which I’m sure we can all appreciate.
Hopefully Instagram doesn’t decide to be bastards and remove the picture because they already deleted the video.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcxppAugpid/?taken-by=xtina