Jessica Simpson Playing With Her Massive Mammories

Jessica Simpson

This is Jessica Simpson grabbing her boobs. There doesn’t appear to be any reason for it, other than for photographic purposes. Which makes me wonder why she decided to post it to Instagram in the first place, but then again I’m all for a picture of Jessica Simpson grabbing her boobs.

Remember when Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were all the rage? And then all of a sudden, like a wish from a magical genie, this even hotter blonde who pretended to be really dumb with gigantic knockers appeared out America’s Heartland?

Yeah, those were the days.

I can’t tell you the amount of foursomes that were thought up in my head at that time.

Of course, I’d still be down for that iconic grouping, you know, as long as you provided some dental dams and penicillin.

Those that’s namely for Brit Brit and X-Tina. Those two slightly terrify me.

DATE NIGHT 💋

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Frank White

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