Remember when Jessica Simpson came on the scene, unleashing her huge boobs and wholesome appeal on everybody while Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears were grinding on anything that stood vertically? Well, you probably didn’t think at that time it would be Jessica Simpson who would eventually have her own porn star name.
But – she does.
And it’s all courtesy of her husband, former NFL tight end Eric Johnson.
Simpson took to Instagram where she wished her other half a happy birthday and revealed her new porn star name…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BKY7ZxkDEVQ/
For those who can’t read the photo caption:
Happy Birthday Eric Johnson!!! Thank you for giving me the sexiest porn star name. Love, your wife, Jessica Johnson
I’m not sure what she’s getting at here – the wordplay on the ‘Johnson’ name or the fact that so many popular porn stars have similar names, like Jessica Jaymes.
Either way, Jessica Simpson as a porn star? Where do we sign up? And where do we stuff the ballot box?
Stuff the box…
