Meet Greta Hoxha – Your Nearly Naked News Reporter

Haven’t been formerly introduced to Greta Hoxha yet? Well, Guy Hut, meet Greta Hoxha.

If this is your first time seeing the Albanian news anchor, no worries, you’re not alone. That’s because she recently took over duties from Enki Bracaj, a 21-year-old fellow anchor from Albania with giant juggs who was recently fired because she likes to take her clothes off.

So, what to do? Replace her with Greta Hoxha – who almost takes all of her clothes off, but not everything.

Yeah, I don’t really understand the line of reasoning either, but I’m not going to complain because Greta Hoxha is soon to become your favorite news anchor. I mean, a topless news anchor – what can you complain about?

Not going to lie – I’d probably watch the news far more often if they broadcasted like this.

Written by Frank White

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