Selena Gomez Playing Piano In Her ‘Kini

What’s a girl got to do to get nearly 2.5 million likes on Instagram? If you’re Selena Gomez, just play piano in your bikini.

And that’s exactly what Justin Bieber’s ex-girlfriend decided to do.

Just a few days after a video of a drunk Selena Gomez table dancing surfaced on the internet, the actress/singer decided she’d calm things down with a picture of her sitting on a piano stool – in her bikini – of course.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDURNbTOjDj/?taken-by=selenagomez

I’m not sure if that’s how Selena Gomez does everything or if she simply poses for pictures like that, but either way, it confirms what I’ve always known.

Justin Bieber is an idiot.

Seriously, how do you screw up that relationship?

Also – not to get all fashion star here, but what’s up with the boots? Are you really going to go out to the pool looking like that? Heck, are you going to leave the house like that? You look like a confused construction worker, Selena.

Or maybe – maybe that was the look you were going for. In that case, jokes on me.

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Written by Frank White

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