I don’t know who this guy is, but I’m pretty sure under that pale blue shirt is a ‘S’ on his chest. Seriously, to be pushing 50-plus and getting some hot coed to give you a lap dance at the Notre Dame football game this past weekend? Clearly an incognito Superman.
Dude doesn’t just lay back and enjoy his 30 seconds of glory either, he goes full bro mode and starts playing the drums on her butt.
Now, there’s a good chance this chick was either hammered beyond oblivion or that she moonlights as an exotic dancer. But you gotta take the win no matter the score.