Pokemon Porn Searches Skyrocket Because Of Pokémon Go Game

Looks Like The Pokémon Go Game Isn’t The Only Thing You’re Doing On Your Phone

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azithromycin As we speak, the Pokémon Go game has been downloaded over 8 million times. I’m guessing that’s just a fraction of the people who are looking for Pokémon porn though.

That’s because Pokémon porn searches have skyrocketed since the video game came out, this according to Death and Taxes:

Pokémon Go is good for the Pokémon porn industry. According to Alex Hawkins, a spokesman for the porn viewing website xHamster.com, Pokémon Go users are expressing their love for the game through their masturbation habits.

“In the last five days we have seen a giant shift in porn searches. Our top searches, which usually consist of ‘MILF,’ ‘Teen,’ and ‘Interracial’ have been replaced with ‘Pokemon,’ ‘Pikachu,’ ‘Hentai,’ and ‘Anime,’” Hawkins wrote in a press release.

Don’t believe us? Well, PHub has you covered:

Man, I hope that purple bastard Barney doesn’t make a comeback. Not sure I could deal with dinosaur porn with “I Love You” blasting in the background between grunts.

Frank White

Written by Frank White

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