I’m not sure why you’d need over 400 gallons of gasoline, but perhaps you own a farm or simply like to ignite shit on fire. If the latter, I’m probably going to make sure I stay as far away from your ass as possible, you fucking pyromaniac.
Also, speaking of ass, somebody in Austin, Texas wants yours.
How do I know this? Well, a man took to Craigslist where he listed his 400 gallons of regular (sorry this gas snob only does premium) ‘for sale’ in exchange for, you guessed it – butt sex.
He didn’t care if it was a man or a woman who was offering up their balloon knot, he just wanted a butt to put his pecker inside.
Also, I have to admit, it’s pretty thoughtful of him to use organic lubricant.
I mean, if there’s going to be a random man inside your ass, you probably want to make sure the lubrication is of the organic variety.
You can check out the full Craigslist gas for anal sex ad below: