You know what would happen if an ugly chick kicked a cop in his dick?! Bad things. But when a semi-hot girl kicks a police officer in his junk? Well, she gets immortalized on the internet as the next ‘bae’.
Case in point, here we have Bryelle Marshall who has went viral for not only doing carthweels during her DUI traffic stop but for also unleashing a roundhouse to a cop’s dick.
It all went down in Albuquerque, New Mexico after police found Marshall passed out behind the wheel of her car (which had expired tags, by the way).
After Bryelle was given and failed her sobriety test, she became quite aggressive and well…just enjoy the video below:
The gymnastic maneuvers didn’t convince the police officer of Bryelle Marshall’s sobriety, and she was arrested for aggravated drunken driving and battery charges.
Albuquerque police were called to Zuni and Pennsylvania around 6:45 p.m. and found Marshall, 23, passed out in the car that was parked in the middle of a mobile home’s driveway and sticking out into the bike lane, according to a criminal complaint filed in Metropolitan Court.
The officer wrote in the complaint that once outside the vehicle, Marshall had a hard time standing and was swaying from side to side. She also smelled like alcohol and had a hard time balancing.
The officer tired to give her field sobriety tests but she wouldn’t listen to instructions, according to the complaint.
You’re probably wanting some pictures from Bryelle Marshall’s Instagram, right?
We got you. Until she makes it private, that is.
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