Britney Spears Wants To Date A Nerd With A Big Stick

While Britney Spears seems like a nice lady, you have to admit, she tips the scales a bit in the crazy department. But then again, is that really so bad? You know Britney Spears gets down in the bedroom, right? Sure – she might start trying to climb the walls or something in the process – but it’s what you signed up for, assuming you’re a nerd with a big dick.

Because that’s what Britney Spears is looking for.

The singer, who recently rekindled her ‘Piece of Me’ concert series in Las Vegas decided to briefly pause her performance to bring a male fan on stage. But she wasn’t looking for just any fan, no, she had a particular type in mind – a nerd with a big unit.

Since we’re all wishing here, can I revert things back to 2001 and have an early career Britney and Christina Aguilera makeout session while Jessica Simpson watches from the background?

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Written by Frank White

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