Meet Anastasiya Kvitko – The Russian Kim Kardashian

Anastasiya Kvitko

Folks, meet Anastasiya Kvitko. Apparently, I’ve been sleeping under a rock because she already has over 2 million Instagram followers and this is the first I’ve heard of the ‘Russian Kim Kardashian’ who really doesn’t look like the reality TV star – well – other than from the back.

That’s because the girl is packing all around, looking like she smuggled two fifteen pound hams in her yoga pants.

Perhaps the funniest thing is, despite not knowing her name, I’ve seen pictures of Anastasiya Kvitko before and you have too – you probably just didn’t know it.

Do any of these Anastasiya Kvitko pictures look familiar?!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD3xKISqI5f/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD9sCmVKI1N/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDv0QS3qIzh/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDW-jztqI12/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko

https://www.instagram.com/p/7smas3KI-0/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko

Okay, so my question is, why are we still subjected to the real Kim Kardashian when we could be subjected to the Russian Kim Kardashian who is way hotter than the original?!

I mean, look up the definition of ‘Brickhouse’ in the dictionary and you’re going to find Anastasiya Kvitko pictures.

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Written by Frank White

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