Sure, Michelle Herman – wife of Houston Cougars head coach Tom Herman – might hold the current crown as the hottest wife in college football, but Jennifer Hielsberg isn’t far behind.
The wife of former Wisconsin and current Arkansas college football coach Bret Bielema made news this weekend after Bielema said he lied to bag his better half.
Just listen to this fraud of a story and try not to chuckle at the craziness:
“I always say ‘I have a good memory.’ I don’t know if I remember the opening line, but I remember the opening sequence. It was about eight years ago, I still had some game, brought some A-game. The thing I didn’t do or what I do. I was with some guys with Wisconsin, one of them might have had a [Wisconsin] shirt on. I didn’t. I told her I was an MBA history professor.”
“That was my MO. My MO back in the day was, before I got too well known, I always went back as a history professor. Usually you don’t talk to a lot of history professors, you know? If anybody ever caught me off-guard and asked me what I studied or what I was a history professor [in], I went with ‘European religions’ because I don’t know if anybody really knows what that means.”
“My buddy was always an astronaut, so I had to come up with something equally absurd. But I used it a lot on airplanes, in situations when you didn’t want to talk to someone. If you’re sitting on a plane ride and you tell someone you’re a history professor in ‘European religions’ they usually leave you alone, but they think you’re in a different stratosphere.”
Not sure if I should be slightly offended or impressed.
Speaking of being impressed…here are some Jennifer Hielsberg pictures:
https://www.instagram.com/p/aTxiEUoUIm/?hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGuOJ7YoUHW/?taken-by=jen.bie
https://www.instagram.com/p/6VkI6XoUKE/?taken-by=jen.bie
Smokeshow extraordinaire.
