Jennifer Lawrence Says She Can’t Get Any Dick

Jennifer Lawrence Naked

So Jennifer Lawrence can’t get any dick. That’s the word from JLaw herself, who yet again, is complaining about the lack of a dude in her life.

I mean, what is it with beautiful people who continue to talk about how they can’t get laid? Heck, this isn’t even the first time Jennifer Lawrence has complained about her lack of activity in the bedroom.

Alas, the actress says she hasn’t felt the touch of a man in a long time…

Lawrence was in the midst of an interview with A.J. Calloway during the premiere of A Beautiful Planet when she was asked about her dating life. Her non-existent dating life, apparently.

“Really?” she laughed. “What dating life?”

“None?”

“No.”

“Are you kidding me?”

“No, I’m not, it’s really sad,” she lamented. “I haven’t felt the touch of a man in a long time … “

Maybe she and Houston Texans star JJ Watt should smash, considering the two can’t stop whining about how much they can’t find a significant other.

And let’s not forget – Bella Thorne has already made lesbian advances towards Jennifer, so…..somebody get the video camera ready.

Seriously. Get on that. Make sure it’s ready to roll. Somebody needs to record that before the internet imploded.

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Written by Frank White

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