Look, I don’t know if Asa Akira likes the New York Jets. Hell, I don’t even know if Asa Akira likes football. But what I do know? Everybody loves them some Asa. And honestly, how could you not?!
The girl is seriously one of the funniest people on the planet (which, by the way, is not flat Kyrie), is stunningly beautiful and should be in the DP Hall of Fame. You know, assuming they had one (which they really should).
She’s also apparently the Jets’ secret weapon this season as she showed off a picture of herself in a New York Jets jersey on Instagram recently.
I don’t know if Asa can really help the Jets. I’m not even sure a 25-year-old Broadway Joe could help the Jets. Fuck, I don’t even know if Jesus could and I’m not talking about the guy selling oranges down the street, though he does seem to have a pretty good arm regardless.
Either way, it’s a half naked Asa Akira doing something football related. If that’s not going to make you masturbate, well, your fucking loss bro.
