Bikini Beans Barista Carli Jo And Her Pasties Make The Perfect Coffee

Meet Carli Jo, owner of  Bikini Beans Espresso in Kent, Washington.

Check out the reviews of Bikini Beans Espresso and you’ll see it’s among the highest rated places to get a cup of coffee in Washington.

I wonder why.

Perhaps it’s the fact that Carli Jo – a bikini barista – wears little of nothing but some panties?

Yes, I know, the fact she wears pasties a lot is a bit confusing because she’s a ‘bikini barista’ but are we really going to argue semantics here? Just look at some Carli Jo pictures while working at her impressive coffee shop.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbSJCulA4yX/?taken-by=bikinibeansespressokent

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOXfzzOj5DF/?taken-by=bikinibeansespressokent

https://www.instagram.com/p/BauXCGeACJw/?taken-by=bikinibeansespressokent

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZEpIuMgmNF/?taken-by=bikinibeansespressokent

https://www.instagram.com/p/BR_LdFiA0D7/?taken-by=bikinibeansespressokent

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNFQIZhD78n/?taken-by=bikinibeansespressokent

By the look of things, it appears that not only is Carli Jo a Seattle Seahawks fan, but she has a boyfriend as well.

Just when you thought I wasn’t going to crush your dreams, I shatter them with a burst of espresso.

Let’s just hope this time Instagram doesn’t decide to ban her newest account.

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Written by Frank White

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