This year we’ve been introduced to a handful of porn stars who are also attending college, though one has stuck out above the others. That’s FSU student and Seminoles fan Mia Khalifa, who not only represents her favorite team but also makes videos recruiting players from rival schools *cough* Braxton Miller *cough*.
In addition to repping FSU, Mia Khalifa is also pretty damn smart and funny. She’s also one hell of a dancer, as she showed off recently.
On her bed wearing nothing but a sports bra (that’s way too small and tight) and a black thong, the FSU porn star started getting her boogie on to the Timeflies song that was made in her honor. The dancing eventually morphed into a twerk fest and Kleenex stock began an emphatic rise on the NASDAQ.
I don’t know about you, but if I was the Florida State Seminoles athletic department, I’d figure out a way to get that video into the recruiting packages mailed out by the school.
Matter of fact, I’m about to go get my Uncle Rico on from Napoleon Dynamite and start throwing footballs over mountains in hopes that I can get an FSU scholarship because, holy hot damn, Mia Khalifa.
