Jessica Simpson Spilled Out Of Her Bikini Top In A HUGE Way

52008528 Actress/singer Jessica Simpson and some friends are seen soaking up the sun while on vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on March 30, 2016. Despite rumors Jessica recently stated that she is 'not' obsessed with her breasts and will 'not' be getting a breast lift. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Back in the early 2000’s, I remember everybody slobbering over Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, but I had my eyes on Jessica Simpson. Well, at least, parts of Jessica Simpson. Sure, Britney had the dance moves and X-Tina had the STD factor, but here came this preacher’s daughter with two absurdly huge knockers.

How Jessica Simpson didn’t get more attention was beyond me, but it eventually came – namely because she liked to act rather ditsy on her reality TV show.

Regardless, she got famous and that’s all that matters because it gives creeper photographers free reign to take pictures of Jessica Simpson busting out in a big way.

I’m not sure if Jessica Simpson was on vacation here or on set for an upcoming movie/music video. What I do know is that ‘kini is about two and a half seconds from completely giving way.

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The ‘look’ Jessica Simpson was reportedly going for was from ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ which she stared in back in 2006. And that just made me feel incredibly old.

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Written by Frank White

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