Jessica Simpson Literally Stops Traffic In Her Dress

There was a time when Jessica Simpson was your wholesome teen pop star with a powerful voice. That lasted about five minutes after everybody in her camp realized she couldn’t compete with the wild antics of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.

Now Jessica Simpson spends her time flaunting her goodies (not that we have any issues with that) on pretty much any occasion that she can. It doesn’t matter if she’s on vacation and wears a ‘kini that is about five sizes too small or hits the town with hubby and former NFL tight end Eric Johnson, Jessica Simpson is going to show off the goods.

Case in point…

https://twitter.com/celeblover8/status/732193108843241475

Even funnier? When Simpson and her husband emerged from their dinner (or whatever they were doing), traffic in the area got so bad the singer actually stopped traffic.

Easy to see why with those headlights.

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Written by Frank White

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