Kacie McDonnell raises April heat index

One of the latest images of Kansas City TV personality Kacie McDonnell raised my heat index late Sunday night.

I’m not talking about the heat index on the weather gauge in my backyard.

I’m talking about the level of heat I feel when I see a stunning image of a beautiful woman.

My salivary glands are my gauge and they were overflowing when I saw the image of Kacie McDonnell right before I went to bed.

The image is a video clip on Instagram and I wasn’t seeking it out. Instagram recommended it to me as I checked my iPhone before I turned the lights off.

The salivary overflow was uncontrollable as I tried to sleep and at one point I thought it would drown me. I didn’t drown, but if I had, I would have drooled happy.

You will drool, too, when you watch the clip.

I promise you will go to bed alive and well with the juices flowing. Just don’t overdrool it.

Written by Billy Joe Jessup

Billy Joe Jessup, 66, is a Mississippi good old boy who saw himself as the Southern Richard Meltzer back in 1974 and 1975. Jessup wrote two satiric sports articles for the rock music magazine Zoo World when he was in his early 20s, but ZW rejected his third article, killing his confidence so much that he battled writer's block for more than four decades until his Guy Hut breakthrough in March 2018.