Watch: Courtney Stodden Loses Bikini Top Playing Football (Video)

You probably know all about Courtney Stodden. I’m assuming this because you’re on the internet.

If for some reason you’ve been in hibernation and aren’t aware of Courtney, let me refresh you. She’s the human Barbie doll who quite a while back married 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchinson. So why did that make headlines? Well, because she was 16-years-old at the time.

Now four years later, Courtney Stodden filed for divorce but decided to reconcile with her husband. We don’t care about that though. What we do care about is Courtney Stodden playing football and her bikini top falling off.

And yes, that did happen according to TMZ

Courtney Stodden had a serious wardrobe malfunction … her top didn’t fly off as planned, so she just jiggled it away.

It’s so thirsty it’s almost endearing. Courtney was throwing a football in Marina del Rey Monday and you see the disappointment in her face when her bikini top misses its cue.

That was simple science. There is no possible way a little piece of fabric was going to cover those massive mounds for that long, especially while they were bouncing around like a group of 10-year-old children on a birthday party trampoline.

Heck of a view though.

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Written by Frank White

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