I’m going to assume that you’ve been on the internet for longer than five minutes today, which makes me believe you’ve probably come across the alleged pictures of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones getting frisky with a couple of ladies.
At first, it looks to be rather troubling for Jerry who’s been known to spend time with a few ladies here and there, especially considering one mildly blurry picture seems to suggest he’s offering a beer bottle in a very suggestive way.
But if you look at more pictures, it seems pretty clear the alleged photos of Jerry Jones are not the Dallas Cowboys owner but rather just an old man getting his freak on with some young ladies who were likely paid to provide him with a good time.
Lol @ Jerry Jones pic.twitter.com/8VLLDkaOKH
— Cameron (@Camadelphiia) May 28, 2015
New photos of Jerry Jones with young women have been dredged up from the sewer of life. http://t.co/1xPvavJ2EF pic.twitter.com/P38v0vBHGs
— SportsGrid (@SportsGrid) May 28, 2015
Those look legit and real enough, right? But you can’t really see Jerry Jones’ alleged face, so let’s fix that:
Jerry jones off the chain lmao #CowboysNation pic.twitter.com/WubUBI80cy
— Derrick (@DWalt88) May 28, 2015
Could that be Jerry Jones? Maybe. It could also be Santa. Chances are, it’s neither.